I don't want you. I want you!

My toddler is in the “independent” stage. Through this journey she has become very opinionated and cranky with the world. My toddler runs around wanting to do very grown up things such as: cooking her own eggs, not eating them, but rather shoving them into your mouth because honestly that is what we (grown-ups) do, pulling out ALL of my pads and using them for her babies diapers, insisting that she wears the dog leash anytime we go for a walk, and best of all throwing demanding fits about the right person to change her diaper. My teen was the most recent winner. She needed a new diaper, so we got the old one off, wiped her hinny, and as I started putting the new diaper on she rolled over, and started yelling BUUUBBAA. Finally, he enters the room where she goes to lay back down for her new diaper to be put on. He puts the new diaper on backwards, but at this point I am happy it’s on. Oh toddlers. I need some Oreos and bath.  

My car smells like....

So having a teen and toddler that new car smell has never existed. You all know the routine, every time you go somewhere you take a drink for the small beast, but somehow the vehicle becomes incredibly thirsty and consumes the drink as well as the cup. Therefore, you never leave the vehicle with the cup. That is until it becomes summer time and rolling down the windows is just not quite efficient. At this point you decide to face your vehicle and clean. You discover many things including all the cups you have been looking for, your extra keys, the dog leash and more. But whats really bad is that bag of potatoes you forgot about that are now giving your vehicle a smell that's makes you wish is was spoiled milk. Teens, toddlers and rotten potatoes. You gotta laugh!